Југословенски грађански рат

Извор: Нециклопедија

Југословенски грађански рат је био ММОRPG који се одигравао од 1991-1995 и поново 1998-2008 на серверу Балкан у оквиру онлајн игре Историја


Ток игре[уреди]

1991[уреди]

*Slobo has joined the game.*

*NjOfRa has joined the game.*

*Janez_Jansa has joined the game.*

*Alija-BiH has joined the game.*

*Mladitj has joined the game.*

*Radovan_Karadzic has joined the game.*

*Sheki-Radikalno has joined the game.*

*Stipe has joined the game.*

*Millanche Kuchan has joined the game.*

*Ante has joined the game*

Slobo: Niko ne sme da vas bije!

NjOfRa: Dechki, iskulirajte vishe s tim sranjem. Ovo nije samo vasa drzava

Alija-BiH: Nemojte trovat nasu sarajevsku raju vasim lazima, chetnici

Mladitj: Hvala, ti Alija!

Radovan_Karadzic: Nego sta nego smo chetnici. I ponosimo se time branili smo nasu drzavu od onih Ustasha

Stipe: Videcete vi ustashe kad ja budem predsjednik!!!

Millanche Kuchan: Al je ovo zeznuto

Janez_Jansa: Mi hocemo u Evropu. Evo vam ga na cetnici.

*Janez_Jansa proglasava nezavisnost*

Slobo: Mamicu vam izdajnichku jebem

*Slobo salje 10 unita JNA na Sloveniju*

*20 damage poena za Sloveniju*

*Janez_Jansa uzvraca*

*20 damage poena za Jugoslaviju*

Slobo: WTF?

Sheki-Radikalno: Pusti ih bre, Slobo, daleko su od Karlobaga i Virovitice.

*Slobo i Janez_Jansa objavljuju mir*

Ante: OMG! Mamicu Vam pedersku, mir sa chetnicima. Prokleti Slovenci..

NjOfRa: Vi cete nas gadjati u Plitvicama!1!1!!

*1 damage poen za Srbiju*

*1 damage poen za Hrvatsku*

Slobo: Mamicu vam ustashku.

Mladitj: Slobo, salji vojsku na Vukovar

*35 damage poena za Hrvatsku*

*10 damage poena za Srbiju*

Sheki-Radikalno: Situacija je Radikalno bolja!

*Mladitj osniva RS Krajina*

Alija-BiH: Ma nos’te se svi u tri pichke matern’e

1992[уреди]

*Mladitj kupuje 120 unita Vojske RS*

Alija-BiH: U jebote…

*Alija-BiH proglasava nezavisnost*

*Alija-BiH osniva AP Zapadna Bosna*

*Fiko-Abdic has joined the game*

Fiko-Abdic: Cool, ja dobio drzavu da vladam.

*Radovan_Karadzic napada Fiko-Abdic*

*40 damage poena za AP Zapadna Bosna*

Alija-BiH: Trebamo pojachanja!!!11111!!!1

*Alija-BiH poziva ARBiH*

*Alija-BiH poziva Herceg-Bosna*

*Ante salje vojsku na igraca Mladitj*

*40 damage poena za RS Krajina*

Mladitj: Mamicu ti ebem ustashku!!!

*Kiro has joined the game*

Kiro: Al ste vi cool, ocu i ja drzhavu!!

*Kiro proglasava nezavisnost*

Slobo: Oh shit!

*Slobo proglasava SRJ*

*Ghali has joined the game*

Ghali: Yay I control UN :)

Ghali: WTF u attack my islamic brothas!?

*Ghali uvodi sankcije SRJ*

Slobo: Mamicu vam ebem korumpiranu!!!

Stipe: xexe, eto vam ga chetnici

Sheki-Radikalno: Stipe, napisao si h cirilicom :P

Mladitj: lol

Millanche Kuchan: Janez, Kiro shta se mi smaramo ovde?

Kiro: Odo ja. Imam drzhavu zabole me uvo za Srbe i Hrvate

*Kiro has left the game*

*Millanche Kuchan has left the game*

*Janez_Jansa has left the game*

1993[уреди]

NjOfRa: Srbe na vrbe!!

Mladitj: Hrvate za vrate!

Stipe: Lako se hvalit’, al ne smijes radit nishta

*Slobo salje vojsku na Ravne Kotare*

*30 damage poena za Hrvatsku*

Ante: Jebote, Stipa, shta ih provocirash?

Mladitj: Ne ide Stipi ovo…

Sheki-Radikalno: lol

Stipe: Odo ja da chekam da NjOfRa umre pa cu onda ja da vladam

*Stipe has left the game*

*Ante salje vojsku u Zenicu*

*40 damage poena za Srbiju*

*Radovan_Karadzic napada selo Budakovici*

Radovan_Karadzic: lol

Fiko-Abdic: Misli na decu!

Mladitj: Ko i ti, a lol

Slobo: roflmao

*NjOfRa zapocinje operaciju Medacki Dzep*

*15 damage poena za Srbiju*

Ante: lol pwnt

Slobo: HAX0R!

Mladitj: Prepusti ovo meni, Slobo.

*Mladitj vrsi Opsadu Sarajeva*

Mladitj: De vam je Alah sad lol

*425 damage poena za Bosnu*

*Izbeglice has joined the game*

*Izbeglice se tuku medju sobom na nacionalnoj osnovi*

1994[уреди]

Ghali: C’mon guys, sing peace so we can pwn Serbs together!

NjOfRa: k

Alija-BiH: cool B)

Slobo: Vi to neshto o nama?

Ante: Ma jok

Sheki-Radikalno: Nemojte nas zajebavati, jos drzimo sve do Karlobaga.

Ante: Za sad lol…

Mladitj: WTF?

1995[уреди]

*Billy_the_kid (NATO) has joined the game*

*Monica has joined the game*

Billy_the_kid (NATO): Shit, our private stuff are not for public. Go away!11!1!!!

*Monica has left the game*

* Billy_the_kid (NATO) sends aid to Alija-BiH, Ante and NjOfRa*

*Bosna and Hrvatska gain 150 experience points*

Slobo: WTF?!!!

Alija-BiH: To je za izbeglice…

*Ante zapocinje operaciju Bljesak*

*150 damage poena za Srbiju*

Shjeki-Radikalno: Shit!

Ante: lol Izgubili ste Slavoniju.

NjOfRa: Kolji, Ante, kolji!!1!!!!!1!!!!!!!!

Radovan_Karadzic: Vreme je za osvetu

Mladitj: Prepusti to meni.

*Radovan_Karadzic salje 20 unita igracu Mladitj*

*Mladitj odlazi u Srebrenicu*

Mladitj: Oh yeah!

Alija-BiH: Jebite se!

Ante: Sredicu ja to, samo da NjOfRa da armiju

*NjOfRa daje 50 unita igtracu Ante*

*Ante zapocinje Operaciju Oluja*

Ante: Posle Bljeska pocinje Oluja lol

NjOfRa: lmao

*Ante zauzima Knin*

Mladitj: Jebi ga…

Izbeglice: Bezh’mo mi odavde!

*Izbeglice prelaze u Deutschland i USA*

*Izbeglice has left the game*

NjOfRa: Ne idite necemo vam nista!!! Brze kolji Ante…

Billy_the_kid (NATO): lol Death to Serbs

*Billy_the_kid (NATO) bombarduje RSK*

Slobo: U govnima smo do gushe!

Mladitj: Moramo se predati

Radovan_Karadzic: U jebem ih raspisashe poternicu za nama!

*Radovan_Karadzic has left the game*

*Mladitj has left the game*

Ante: O ne, i mene ce da apse!!

*Ante has left the game*

Alija-BiH: yay we win!!!

*Wesley_’Neutral’ has joined the game*

Wesley_’Neutral’: Sign the damn agreement.

NjOfRa: ok

*NjOfRa, Alija-BiH i Slobo potpisuju Dejtonski sporazum*

Alija-BiH: Valjda cu otici kod milostivog Alaha pre nego shto me do’vate ovi iz Haga

NjOfRa: Ditto. Mada mislim da ce Slobo istrunuti u celiji.

Slobo: Ja mogu umreti samo ako me otruju svinje americke u Hagu.

Sheki_Radikalno: A ja cu bas paziti da prezivim da mogu da ih zajebavam. Narochito onu kurvu Karlu…

*Wesley_’Neutral’ has left the game*

*Sheki_Radikalno has left the game*

*NjOfRa has left the game*

*Alija-BiH has left the game*

*Slobo has left the game*

1998[уреди]

*Slobo has rejoined the game*

*Sheki has rejoined the game*

*Milo has joined the game*

*HaSHim TaChI has joined the game*

HaSHim TaChI: Pazite vi srpska govna sta cu vam radim, Ameri su mi dali neke sifre...

*HaSHim TaChi has summoned special rebel troops*

*HaSHim TaCHi renamed its troops to "OVK"*

*20 damage poena za Srbiju*

Sheki: Slobo, bolje ti nego ja, jev ako ja budem, Šiptava više neče biti dole...

Slobo: Dobro, samo ni ja neću biti baš human...

*Slobo sent his military and special police forces to Kosovo*

*100 damage poena za OVK*

*Izbeglice has joined the game*

*Izbeglice has flown to Albania*

*HaSHim TaChi has summoned more OVK troops*

*30 damage poena za Srbiju*

*100 damage poena za OVK*

HaSHim TaChi: E sad ce onaj koji mi je izasrao ove sifre lepo sve da polize...

*HaSHim TaChi is requesting more players*

*Billy_the_kid (NATO) has rejoined the game*

*Javier_Solana (NATO) has joined the game*

*Wesley_`Neutral` has rejoined the game*

*Wesley_`Neutral` is now renamed to Wesley and joined to "NATO" team*

Milo: U jbt, ja hocu nezavisnost...

Slobo: Ne moze!

Sheki: Slobo, vidi ovo, na*ebali smo

Slobo: Idemo na pregovore!

*Players: Slobo, Sheki, Milo, HaSHim_TaChi, Billy_the_kid (NATO), Javier_Solana (NATO) and Wesley (NATO) joined `Rambouillet` chat room*

*NATO team has offered new protocol to other players*

*PROTOCOL CONTENTS: -6000 NATO troops on Kosovo -20000 Serbian troops on Kosovo -No OVK troops on Kosovo*

1999[уреди]

*Milan_MaCHak has joined the game*

Milan_MaCHak: Meni se ovaj protokol jako svidja...

Slobo: Ajde da probamo!

*Players: Milan_Machak, Slobo, Sheki and Milo has began downloading a new protocol via `Rambouillet` chat room*

Sheki: Ma meni je ovo svanje... Pvekidamo!!!

Slobo: Ma... U pravu si...

*Players: Milan_Machak, Slobo, Sheki and Milo canceled downloading*

Milan_Machak: Vidimo se posle, momci!

*Milan_Machak has left the game*

Billy_the_kid (NATO): Hashim, download this, or no more cheats for you...

HaSHim_TaChi has began downloading protocol via `Rambouillet` chat room*

Slobo: Hajde da se malo zezamo!

*Slobo has sent a large military and police forces to Rachak*

*200 damage poena za OVK*

HaSHim_TaChi: Bile, shto me slaga?

Billy_the_kid (NATO): Don`t worry, just download it!

*HaSHim_TaChi had finished downloading the protocol via `Rambouillet` chat room.*

*Billy_the_kid has given 20000 expirence points to Wesley (NATO)*

*Billy_the_kid has given 5000 expirience points to HaSHim_TaChi*

Javier_Solana: WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*NATO team bombs Serbia*

*10000 damage poena za Srbiju*

*5000 damage poena za Stelt tehnologiju*

*15000 damage poena za NATO i OVK after battle near Koshare

Slobo: NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

HaSHim_TaChi: YEAH!

Billy_the_kid: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! My Stealth technology!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Milo: I am safe!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sheki: Slobo, jeb*te smotana!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Slobo has begun downloading Kumanovo protocol*

*Kumanovo protocol CONTENTS: -No Serbs on Kosovo -50000 NATO troops on Kosovo -10000 OVK troops on Kosovo*

Slobo: Jbg, glava je najbitnija...

Sheki: E, videcu ja tebe josh...

*Sheki has left the game*

*Slobo has finished downloading*

Billy_the_kid: Samo josh da smenimo ovog buzdovana i sve je gotovo!!!