Југословенски грађански рат

Извор: Нециклопедија

Југословенски грађански рат је био ММОРПГ који се одигравао од 1991 — 1995 и поново 1998 — 2008 на серверу Балканског полуострва у оквиру онлајн игре Историја. Информације о Југословенском грађанском рату пронађене су на једном црначком афричком серверу.

Ток игре[уреди]

1991[уреди]

* Slobo has joined the game. *

* NjOfRa has joined the game. *

* Janez_Jansa has joined the game. *

* Alija-BiH has joined the game. *

* Mladitj has joined the game. *

* Radovan_Karadzic has joined the game. *

* Sheki-Radikalno has joined the game. *

* Stipe has joined the game. *

* Millanche Kuchan has joined the game. *

* Ante has joined the game *

  • Slobo: Niko ne sme da vas bije!
  • NjOfRa: Dechki, iskulirajte vishe s tim sranjem. Ovo nije samo vasha drzava.
  • Alija-BiH: Nemojte trovat nasu sarajevsku raju vasim lazima, chetnici.
  • Mladitj: Hvala, ti Alija!
  • Radovan_Karadzic: Nego sta nego smo chetnici. I ponosimo se time branili smo nasu drzavu od onih Ustasha!
  • Stipe: Videcete vi ustashe kad ja budem predsjednik!
  • Millanche Kuchan: Al je ovo zeznuto!
  • Janez_Jansa: Mi hocemo u Evropu. Evo vam ga na cetnici!

* Janez_Jansa proglasava nezavisnost *

  • Slobo: Mamicu vam izdajnichku jebem.

* Slobo salje 10 unita JNA na Sloveniju *

* 20 damage poena za Sloveniju *

* Janez_Jansa uzvraca *

* 20 damage poena za Jugoslaviju *

  • Slobo: WTF?
  • Sheki-Radikalno: Pusti ih bre, Slobo, daleko su od Karlobaga i Virovitice.

* Slobo i Janez_Jansa objavljuju mir *

  • Ante: OMG! Mamicu Vam pedersku, mir sa chetnicima. Prokleti Slovenci...
  • NjOfRa: Vi cete nas gadjati u Plitvicama!1!1!

* 1 damage poen za Srbiju *

* 1 damage poen za Hrvatsku *

  • Slobo: Mamicu vam ustashku.
  • Mladitj: Slobo, salji vojsku na Vukovar.

* 35 damage poena za Hrvatsku *

* 10 damage poena za Srbiju *

  • Sheki-Radikalno: Situacija je Radikalno bolja!

* Mladitj osniva RS Krajina *

  • Alija-BiH: Ma nos’te se svi u tri pichke matern’e!

1992[уреди]

* Mladitj kupuje 120 unita Vojske RS *

  • Alija-BiH: U jebote...

* Alija-BiH proglasava nezavisnost *

* Alija-BiH osniva AP Zapadna Bosna *

* Fiko-Abdic has joined the game *

  • Fiko-Abdic: Cool, ja dobio drzavu da vladam.

* Radovan_Karadzic napada Fiko-Abdic *

* 40 damage poena za AP Zapadna Bosna *

Alija-BiH: Trebamo pojachanja!!!!1111!!!!

* Alija-BiH poziva ARBiH *

* Alija-BiH poziva Herceg-Bosna *

* Ante salje vojsku na igraca Mladitj *

* 40 damage poena za RS Krajina *

  • Mladitj: Mamicu ti 'ebem ustashku!!!

* Kiro has joined the game *

  • Kiro: Al ste vi cool, ocu i ja drzhavu!1!

* Kiro proglasava nezavisnost *

  • Slobo: Oh, shit!

* Slobo proglasava SRJ *

* Ghali has joined the game *

  • Ghali: Yay I control UN :)
  • Ghali: WTF, u attack my islamic bro?!

* Ghali uvodi sankcije SRJ *

  • Slobo: Mamicu vam ebem korumpiranu!!!
  • Stipe: Хехе, eto vam ga chetnici!
  • Sheki-Radikalno: Stipe, napisao si h cirilicom :P
  • Mladitj: LoL
  • Millanche Kuchan: Janez, Kiro shta se mi smaramo ovde?
  • Kiro: Odo ja. Imam drzhavu zabole me uvo za Srbe i Hrvate

* Kiro has left the game *

* Millanche Kuchan has left the game *

* Janez_Jansa has left the game *

1993[уреди]

  • NjOfRa: Srbe na vrbe!!!
  • Mladitj: Hrvate na granate!!!
  • Stipe: Lako se hvalit’, al ne smijes radit nishta

* Slobo salje vojsku na Ravne Kotare *

* 30 damage poena za Hrvatsku *

  • Ante: Jebote, Stipa, shta ih provocirash?
  • Mladitj: Ne ide Stipi ovo...
  • Sheki-Radikalno: LeL
  • Stipe: Odo ja da chekam da NjOfRa umre, pa cu onda ja da vladam.

* Stipe has left the game *

* Ante salje vojsku u Zenicu *

* 40 damage poena za Srbiju *

* Radovan_Karadzic napada selo Budakovici *

  • Radovan_Karadzic: LoL
  • Fiko-Abdic: Misli na decu!
  • Mladitj: Ko i ti, a lol.
  • Slobo: roflmao

* NjOfRa zapocinje operaciju Medacki Dzep *

* 15 damage poena za Srbiju *

  • Ante: lol pwnt
  • Slobo: HAX0R!
  • Mladitj: Prepusti ovo meni, Slobo.

* Mladitj vrsi Opsadu Sarajeva *

  • Mladitj: Lolololol, di vam je Alah sad?

* 425 damage poena za Bosnu *

* Izbeglice has joined the game *

* Izbeglice se tuku medju sobom na nacionalnoj osnovi *

1994[уреди]

  • Ghali: C’mon guys, sing peace so we can pwn Serbs together!
  • NjOfRa: kk
  • Alija-BiH: cool B)
  • Slobo: Vi to neshto o nama?
  • Ante: Ma jok
  • Sheki-Radikalno: Nemojte nas zajebavati, jos drzimo sve do Karlobaga.
  • Ante: Za sad lol...
  • Mladitj: WTF?

1995[уреди]

* Billy_the_kid (NATO) has joined the game *

* Monica has joined the game *

  • Billy_the_kid (NATO): Shit, our private stuff are not for public. Go away!1!1!

* Monica has left the game *

* Billy_the_kid (NATO) sends aid to Alija-BiH, Ante and NjOfRa *

* Bosna and Hrvatska gain 150 experience points *

  • Slobo: WTF?!!!
  • Alija-BiH: To je za izbeglice...

* Ante zapocinje operaciju Bljesak *

* 150 damage poena za Srbiju *

  • Shjeki-Radikalno: Shit!
  • Ante: Lol, izgubili ste Slavoniju.
  • NjOfRa: Kolji, Ante, kolji!!!
  • Radovan_Karadzic: Vreme je za osvetu.
  • Mladitj: Prepusti to meni.

* Radovan_Karadzic salje 20 unita igracu Mladitj *

* Mladitj odlazi u Srebrenicu *

  • Mladitj: Oh, yeah!
  • Alija-BiH: Jebite se!
  • Ante: Sredicu ja to, samo da NjOfRa da armiju.

* NjOfRa daje 50 unita igracu Ante *

* Ante zapocinje Operaciju Oluja *

  • Ante: Posle Bljeska pocinje Oluja, lol.
  • NjOfRa: Lmao

* Ante zauzima Knin *

  • Mladitj: Jebi ga...
  • Izbeglice: Bezh’mo mi odavde!

* Izbeglice prelaze u Deutschland i USA *

* Izbeglice has left the game *

  • NjOfRa: Ne idite necemo vam nista!!! Brze kolji Ante...
  • Billy_the_kid (NATO): Lol, Death to Serbs.

* Billy_the_kid (NATO) bombarduje RSK *

  • Slobo: U govnima smo do gushe!
  • Mladitj: Moramo se predati.
  • Radovan_Karadzic: U jebem ih raspisashe poternicu za nama!

* Radovan_Karadzic has left the game *

* Mladitj has left the game *

  • Ante: O ne, i mene ce da apse!!!

* Ante has left the game *

  • Alija-BiH: Yay, we win (prvi put u zivotu)!!!

* Wesley_’Neutral’ has joined the game *

  • Wesley_’Neutral’: Sign the damn agreement.
  • NjOfRa: OK

* NjOfRa, Alija-BiH i Slobo potpisuju Dejtonski sporazum *

  • Alija-BiH: Valjda cu otici kod milostivog Alaha pre nego shto me do’vate ovi iz Haga
  • NjOfRa: Ditto. Mada mislim da ce Slobo istrunuti u celiji.
  • Slobo: Ja mogu umreti samo ako me otruju svinje americke u Hagu.
  • Sheki_Radikalno: A ja cu bas paziti da prezivim da mogu da ih zajebavam. Narochito onu kurvu Karlu...

* Wesley_’Neutral’ has left the game *

* Sheki_Radikalno has left the game *

* NjOfRa has left the game *

* Alija-BiH has left the game *

* Slobo has left the game *

1998[уреди]

* Slobo has rejoined the game *

* Sheki has rejoined the game *

* Milo has joined the game *

* HaSHim TaChI has joined the game *

  • HaSHim TaChI: Pazite vi srpska govna sta cu vam radim, Ameri su mi dali neke sifre...

* HaSHim TaChi has summoned special rebel troops *

* HaSHim TaCHi renamed its troops to "OVK" *

* 20 damage poena za Srbiju *

  • Sheki: Slobo, bolje ti nego ja, jev ako ja budem, Šiptava više neče biti dole...
  • Slobo: Dobro, samo ni ja neću biti baš human...

* Slobo sent his military and special police forces to Kosovo *

* 100 damage poena za OVK *

* Izbeglice has joined the game *

* Izbeglice has flown to Albania *

* HaSHim TaChi has summoned more OVK troops *

* 30 damage poena za Srbiju *

* 100 damage poena za OVK *

  • HaSHim TaChi: E sad ce onaj koji mi je izasrao ove sifre lepo sve da polize...

* HaSHim TaChi is requesting more players *

* Billy_the_kid (NATO) has rejoined the game *

* Javier_Solana (NATO) has joined the game *

* Wesley_`Neutral` has rejoined the game *

* Wesley_`Neutral` is now renamed to Wesley and joined to "NATO" team *

  • Milo: U jbt, ja hocu nezavisnost...
  • Slobo: Ne moze!
  • Sheki: Slobo, vidi ovo, na*ebali smo
  • Slobo: Idemo na pregovore!

* Players: Slobo, Sheki, Milo, HaSHim_TaChi, Billy_the_kid (NATO), Javier_Solana (NATO) and Wesley (NATO) joined `Rambouillet` chat room *

* NATO team has offered new protocol to other players *

* PROTOCOL CONTENTS: — 6000 NATO troops on Kosovo — 20000 Serbian troops on Kosovo — No OVK troops on Kosovo*

1999[уреди]

* Milan_MaCHak has joined the game *

  • Milan_MaCHak: Meni se ovaj protokol jako svidja...
  • Slobo: Ajde da probamo!

* Players: Milan_Machak, Slobo, Sheki and Milo has began downloading a new protocol via `Rambouillet` chat room *

  • Sheki: Ma meni je ovo svanje... Pvekidamo!!!
  • Slobo: Ma... U pravu si...

* Players: Milan_Machak, Slobo, Sheki and Milo canceled downloading*

  • Milan_Machak: Vidimo se posle, momci!

* Milan_Machak has left the game *

  • Billy_the_kid (NATO): Hashim, download this or no more cheats for you...

* HaSHim_TaChi has began downloading protocol via `Rambouillet` chat room *

  • Slobo: Hajde da se malo zezamo!

* Slobo has sent a large military and police forces to Rachak *

* 200 damage poena za OVK *

  • HaSHim_TaChi: Bile, shto me slaga?
  • Billy_the_kid (NATO): Don`t worry, just download it!

* HaSHim_TaChi had finished downloading the protocol via `Rambouillet` chat room. *

* Billy_the_kid has given 20000 expirence points to Wesley (NATO) *

* Billy_the_kid has given 5000 expirience points to HaSHim_TaChi *

  • Javier_Solana: WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

* NATO team bombs Serbia *

* 10000 damage poena za Srbiju *

* 5000 damage poena za Stelt tehnologiju *

* 15000 damage poena za NATO i OVK after battle near Koshare *

  • Slobo: NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
  • HaSHim_TaChi: YEAH!
  • Billy_the_kid: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! My Stealth technology!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Milo: I am safe!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Sheki: Slobo, jeb*te smotana!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

* Slobo has begun downloading Kumanovo protocol *

* Kumanovo protocol CONTENTS: — No Serbs on Kosovo — 50000 NATO troops on Kosovo — 10000 OVK troops on Kosovo *

  • Slobo: Jbg, glava je najbitnija...
  • Sheki: E, videcu ja tebe josh...

* Sheki has left the game *

* Slobo has finished downloading *

  • Billy_the_kid: Samo josh da smenimo ovog buzdovana i sve je gotovo!!!