Софији

Извор: Нециклопедија

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Sophia is a
thirty-eight twenty-seven
thirty-six. 'Nuff said.

Oscar Wilde on Sophia

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Who is SOPHIA?
Sophia is greatest of all
Please take her to the mall

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Keyboards show the truth -
letters are disorganized;
numbers line up straight.

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What is Sophia?
A person, or a concept?
Sophia is... HOT!!!

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Sophia-Loren.jpg


Рекли су о Софији (на другим језицима)[уреди]

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Sophia, like a
Bond Girl, though she wouldn't hang
Out or chill with me

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הו, סופיה
עינייך כמעיינות!
חבל רק, שאת בת 87.

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Dreamy Sophia
You are my inspiration
The power of dreams

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I really need more sleep
Sophia must wake me up
Before she go go

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Chinese Sophia
I can not understand her
She`s talking Chinese

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It snows outside now
Sophia makes a snowman
Some guys destroy it

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All hail cheese burgers
Made by Sophia with cheese
And with some burgers

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Sophia means what?
Well, "sohpia" means knowledge
In the Greek language.

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A flash of lightning,
A scream of pain
Miss Sophia, has stuck again!

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Hot-damn what a babe
I'd do her in a second
Raw and uncensored

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Like the Sun, she shines,
Like the great blue sky, she glows,
Like the sea, she's... wet.

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I think of Sophia
and Onomatopoeia.
Now that's a big word.

~Socrates~

Sophia runs far.
Where are you going, beauty?
Into the SMITEHOLES.

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Sophia needs you
In a whimper of lost sighs
Never with a tear

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Soapy Sophia
Slides slowly into a bath
The sound of water

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苏菲苏菲
今吾先亲近之
期从者众

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All I've ever known
is Uncyclopedia.
Bless us, Sophia.

~o~

Sophia desires
Some quiet time by the fire
With champagne and ice

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سوفيا آمد و عشق آغاز شد
هم صداي او طنين انداز شد
كوري چشم حسودان خبيث
درب سكس ما به دنيا باز شد

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Sophia enjoys
Sitting in a small dank cave
Wond'ring 'bout the world

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Tämä on selvää:
moni Sofia-luulee,
vaan ei Sofia.

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Gentle goddess of
cherry blossoms and of wine:
Sophia, I'm thine

~o~

ソフアさん
あなたは酷い
でも凄い

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Dreamy Sophia
You are my inspiration
The power of dreams.

~o~

Noble Sophia
I'd like to purchase for you
Many Klondike bars

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Water wear stone away
Will undying devotion
melt Sophia's heart?

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Люблю Софию!
Я люблю ее пизду!
Иди на хуй!

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月圆之夜
乃思家之时
苏菲也同?

九月十八
恰逢一花甲
谁人能忘?

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내님 소피아
쭉쭉빵빵 헤벌레
나는 기절중

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Sophia, dearest,
please put that dagger away.
I'll be good. Honest.

~o~

סופיה, עינייך הן
כמו השמש העולה
הן יפות ועצובות

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Ka Sophia es
Muliero qua manjis
Saporoz' Hilter?

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סופיה שלי
מה מלאו לחייך דם
ושדייך חלב

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Sophia, vous avez
Mon coeur dans une petite boite
Et sur l'Internet

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Sophia is great
Sophia is beautiful
Goddess: Sophia

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Sophiang ina!
Reyna ng french fries at chips
Chibugan tayo!

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We hail Sophia!
But in Soviet Russia,
Sophia hails US!

Софија у митовима (на другим језицима)[уреди]

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From whose house she comes
At midnight to my dwelling
The clap she brings me

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Everyone should know
The Goddess and potato
Are two different things.

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An Asian Goddess
but with an odd name surely
not Shirley, you git.

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Sophia commands
A dark avatar on Earth...
Sophia Loren!

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Sophia is one
With her mind, body and soul
Oh, to be as free.

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Pure as rain water
Radiant like the night moon
Warm as summer sun

Bending as young tree
Comforting as a spring breeze
Such is Sophia

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Such beauty, divine,
Lips more luscious than fine wine,
Redder than a rose.

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With five and seven
our Uncyclopedia
enshrines Sophia

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La saĝ' malsaĝa
De la bela Sofio
Sensencigas nin.

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I lurve Sophia
Sophia lurves, too, me
Sophia's so hot!

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Golden light surrounds
Sophia's serenity
Yeah, bring it on, bitch!

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Not the same but well
our lovely potato is
too named Sophia

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Carry on, tater
You're Kansas' wayward son
Your job: Never done

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During her travels
Sophia once met this man
who asked this question:

O queen of wisdom,
Sophia, what the heck am
I doing here? Sheesh.

To which she replied:
Asking me stupid questions
Or so it would seem.

Just kidding, good man.
You are here to discover
the answer you seek

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苏菲苏菲
生大荒山,无稽崖
空空妙妙

子虚乌有
曾随长卿遊
回遊于此

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Monkey Monkey Ape
Monkey Sophia Monkey
Ape Love Sophia

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சோஃபியா லாரன்
நான் பின்னாலே வாரன்
உன் முகத்தப் பாத்தாலே மனசுக்குள்ள ஆரன்

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Богохулни (*)[уреди]

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Sophia smells like
Rancid suppositories
In the winter rain

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(reply)
that's just disturbing
have the power to censor
but that would be wrong

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Sophia oh dear
She ate bad jam and catfood
She just chundered lots

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苏菲是甚
惟炼红铅者知
此药谁服(负)

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When the bough breaks, the
Cradle will rock. And she will
Give us all blow jobs.

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Sophia, Sophie
Sew fee, A sofa, so fuh-
geddaboutit, man

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What dream makes us slave
For Uncyclopedia?
Shagging Sophia

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An old lore proclaims
Sophia had a sex change
He still has one ball

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You have two cows, and
cherry blossoms on the wind--
The sound of mooing

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Sophia, my love,
They say you give great head, but
I'm disappointed

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I yearn to put my
cock into Sophia's cunt.
Make her orgasm


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Sophia is mean,
She fucked Michael Jackson,
But didn't fuck me.

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ソフィア姫
はめてちょうだい
中に来る

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Sliding slowly down
The blood traces down my leg
Drink it, Sophia

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Sophia Peeing
Urine falls from the heavens
I'm getting stinky

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(*)Meta Haiku[уреди]

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To write a haiku:
Syllables five seven five
Each on their own line

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With five, seven, five,
We show Sophia a love
One man holds for her

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Sophia's first line
And this is her second line
And this her third line.

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Five Seven and Five
Sophia hates all retards
Who can not count right

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If you can not count
put all haikus in section
"Not Haiku, thank you"

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Though a master shuns
full linear narrative
An antelope farts

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Haiku: a verse form.
Heptadekasyllabic,
in three lines, like these.

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Of course, none of these
Are haikus, anyway; no
Symbols of nature

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(reply)
that's ridiculous
perhaps there are exceptions
but all is nature.

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Haiku now easy
You only need skill to count
And skill to bullshit

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See, look at this here.
I can write a good haiku.
Can you write one too?

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Any moron can
write haiku; just stop at the
seventeenth syllab–

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The Haiku Meter:
Five syllables, then seven,
and five more finish.

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Haiku are strange poems.
They don't typically rhyme
though one does, this time.

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The meta haiku
Describes poems with rhythm
But can they dance too?

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Haiku addiction
You cannot just stop at one
You'll write too many

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Haiku and humour
What clever wit wrote this shit?
I don't get the jokes

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Lots of these haikus
Are in different formats, like
This list, right below:

sometimes they have no
caps or punctuation and
lots of mispellings

Maybe it'll have
Caps and punctuation; their
Authors read and write.

Möglicherweise
ist das haiku in einer
anderen Sprache.

Make all poems same
format, when if that happens
delete these five poems.

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Intervene, I do
Sitting under falling leaves
Haikus must have nature

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The jay does not count
Her Spring-time song at dawn:
She only exhales

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The Haiku infinite;
every time you finish
someone writes one more

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Just for the record
This is the last haiku of
The meta Haiku

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Last haiku no more
This one replaces it now
Let's all write poems

~o~ In Secondary School, I learnt the boring flat rules, Of Japanese Haiku.

~o~ A Meta Haiku Is a frightful thought for us too, Please think it through!

Разно (*)[уреди]

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A A A A A
A A A A A A A
A A A A A

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Some add their haiku
to the start; some to the end.
I guess I'll do both.

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My thumb extended
It is for her I compose
this, my Hitch Haiku

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Sophia is hot
In much the way the sun is
Twelve million degrees

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I'm sure Sophia
Is the capital city
Of Bulgaria

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Sophia was right
This site is offline at night
Need twelve sided dice

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Regards Sophia
my old internet browser
cuts and pastes bold o's

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I'm eager to know
if there are any words that
can't be used here but

the problem with this
is of course that you couldn't
tell them to me here

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Sophia Sophi
a Sophia Sophia
Sophia Sophi

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Lame running gag from
Luxembourg makes Sophia
shed a bitter tear

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Parsley and Garlic
Sophia uses them well
for Spaghetti Sauce

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Oh please Sophia
Take it off for us to see
Would you look like this?

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(reply)
No, she wouldn't, 'cause
The potato is only
Named after Sophie.

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There are 10 kinds of
people: those who know bina-
ry and those who don't

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Crying cockles and
Mussels, alive, alive oh.
And, erm, Sophia


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Online pharmacy
Have longer and better sex
More info? Click Here


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Newest haikus are
not seen much down here, but it's
chronological.

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Japanese poems are
so very short that they can
barely say any-

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I once saw a cow
It was a very big cow
It mooed quite loudly.

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And now for something
Completely different, lo!
Spam, spam, spam, spam, SPAM!

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Procrastination
My one destination when
Sophia has gone

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Rob Lowe he will drown
The state of Virginia with
Vanilla pudding

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Snowman in a field
listening to the raindrops
wishing him fairwell

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Sofjo stolico
Bułgarii - grząską myślą
zażółć gęślą jaźń

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My name's Sophia.
No, really, I'm serious.
Worship me, you fools.

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Loud but swift it cuts
Campbell its cunning wielder
Chainsaw of Ninja

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I called to the wind,
Who's there? Sophia it was
Still knocks at my gate.

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My cock grows stiffer,
Longer, as I look at her
I'd fuck that skank bitch

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this is pathetic
these angry lines of winter
begging for your crotch

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Sandwiches are great
Peanut Butter and Jelly
Beats out deli meat


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Almighty goddess
Please save me from school's boredom
Save me, Sophia

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Emos sdrawkcab sdrow
Era gniyonna fi uoy
Era gnidaer siht.

Не (*) хвала ти![уреди]

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Roses are red,
violets are blue.
If I really loved you,
this would be in Haiku.

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One, Two, I love you
Three, Four, I groped you
Five, Six, Sophia bitch slapped me

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Sophia, goddess
of haiku, smites the wicked
with a big red stamp

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Ther once was a man from peru
Who fell asleep in his canoe,
He thought of a slinky, and played with his winkie
And woke up with a hand full of goo
but then woke up again with sophia

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Use the tag line for
Indicating non-haikus
Bless'd by Sophia

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There once was a man from Peru
Who's limerick stopped on lined 2


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NOT HAIKU
나의사랑 소피아여
여기 많은 빼빼로가 있으니
나의 가방속으로 들어오소서

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NOT HAIKU
Ow Sophia. How can I?
Sophia... Wow. How should I?
Hohoho Sophia.

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NOT HAIKU
Sophia oh Sophia
oh Sophia...
...Screw it.


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NOT HAIKU
Sophia just wished
For some fine dishes
of lobster knishes

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NOT HAIKU
lobster knishes
do not exist; if they did
it would violate kashruth

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NOT HAIKU

Oh Sophia, one day I`ll tell you

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NOT HAIKU
Sophia is I think
A god of some thinkadink
And worship we must

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NOT HAIKU
Sophia is against
The pretty Polis
But you need to be French

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NOT HAIKU
Sophia so sexy!
Sophia so fine!
I want to fuck her in the behind

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NOT HAIKU
Sophia loves
Counting syllables
In poetry

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NOT HAIKU
不懂……

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NOT HAIKU

Oh Sophia, one day I`ll tell you

Oh dear Sophie, fruit of my loins

Makes stiff many little boy's groins

Wearing shirts tighter than sixty virgins

Makes old men jump out of their skins

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NOT HAIKU
Sophia labia
Massage them gently
She has two cows

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NOT HAIKU
Sophia, who did know
That, behind the farm house you
did one day show me

What I so wanted
to see, to touch, to feel
your very own sex (appeal)

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NOT HAIKU
S is for Sophia
O is for Oh!
Phia is what's left

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NOT HAIKU
Now here's a word that
won't fit into a haiku:
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

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NOT HAIKU
How are you gentlemen!
All your base are belong to us.
You are on the way to destruction.

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ZLATIBORIAN NON-HAIKU
Ја сам дивно женско име,
ајде, ђаче, погоди ме!
Податке ти дајем ове:
у сушједној једној земљи
главни град се тако зове
ко што се зовем и ја.

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NOT HAIKU
Hope she likes Tanka
I'm not in a haiku mood
Tired and drunk, too.

Yet the thought of Sophia
Compels me to write for her.

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NOT HAIKU
Sophia, could
you pick up some milk on your way home?


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NOT HAIKU, BUT COMPELLING NONETHELESS
My large dog
has a thing for all things chocolate and Sophia.

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NOT HAIKU
System.out.println("Sophia.equals(hot)"):
System.out.println("I'd do her".RightHereOnTheBathroomFloor):
System.out.println("Please come to my house and hang out with me, Sophia"):
System.out.println("I want to play Mario with you"):
System.out.println("Naked"):

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The last entry was
definitely not haiku
Sophia feels shame

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How can none of these
people in the last section
even COUNT at all?

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For other pages
see disambiguation
about Sophia

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Additional
disambiguation our
Sophia has here

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There is something else
similar to a haiku
it's called a Tanka

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Белешке за Софију[уреди]

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Thank you Sophia
For all of the laughs you gave
To us common fools

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Sophia, Sophia,
I wonder. Every second, I wonder.
Can you hand me the beer?

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Sophia, could you,
Also pick up some more beer?
I am seeing things.

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Do me a favor,
Keep this just between us two,
my wife gets jealous.


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sophia is you
sophia the goddess yes
yes yes me and you

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И овај средњи (*) ред[уреди]

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Haiku shall this be
For to honor Sophia
Says master Yoda

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Here you are alone
But in Soviet Russia
Sophia fuck YOU!!

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I've tried to write a
Haiku, but I wound up one
Syllable short.

~o~ All hail SOPHIA

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Да окончамо ову страну (на другим језицима)[уреди]

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And so we shall leave
This page in the wake of them
The haiku are gone

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